Update

This is our first group post!! Yes!

What we will cover today:

• goverment
• miniature giraffes
• gay rights
• stupid people that drive slow

You may be thinking, how do these relate?? They don't. But they do. Deal with it.

Government blows - I had to pay $120 for taxes this year, and all they freaking provide is police, fire, mail, school systems, and pretty much a bunch of other social crap. Ridiculous. Also no one understands what is REALLY going on. EVERYONE blames Obama, when really he is just a face to put to all the problems that are in the government. Obama did not get us into the middle east for research of "Weapons of Mass Destruction" and all the stuff is absolute insanity... too many problems to name off. Did anyone hear about us being a katrillion dollars in debt?

Mini-giraffes. Real? Let's let dustin debate this one: Of course they are real! I cannot believe people even have the audacity to suggest such lies. Take a look at the live web cam on the website. There is no way that is fake. Plus, I did some research and discovered the labs that actually did the genetic engineering to create these mini marvels in the first place. They are called Minitron Bio-Research Labratories.  Don't try to search for it on google. You won't find them. They are extremely secretive. It took me many months to find them. So lets all accept the fact that mini giraffes are real, and real darn cute for that matter. Here is the link: http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/index.php

Gay rights. Uhhh... I think they're pretty gay. Ok, just kidding, let's get serious. Honestly, I don't support what they're trying to accomplish, even though I don't really understand it all. But it seems like they want the legal benefits that come with marriage. I don't care about the benefits - go ahead and give it to them. But the idea and definition of marriage has sustained with humanity since the beginning of it all. It is TOTALLY a God thing, and there should be absolutely NO same-sex marriages taking place in God's name or His church. That's completely against biblical terms.


Stupid people that drive slow. Here's some advice for ya - speed up.

Until next time,
Jon, Dustin, and Jayson - aka the power rangers. (Dustin's the green one)

Paintball Adventures

Date: May 30th or 31st (Saturday or Sunday)

Why: To bring together friends to experience a high intensity game to build bonds and make wonderful memories.

Who: At a minimum: Jayson, Justin, Jon, Doug, Dustin, Kraig. Otherwise lets bring whoever wants to come. Talon, Dave, Luke L., Ryan S, Brent Lang, Hilsen, Jerel H or Nathan! (original players from old times), Colt, Jordan, Karl, Nick L, Mike Walbrige, Tek, USBs, or those of the opposite gender, Amber, Jill, Kase, Kels, Melissa, Ashley Skin, Nicole Nub, KTB, Hannah G, Dalana, Kristin, Danielle, Amy, Allison, Lex, any others...

How Much?: I know this is a big part of it, but with more people the less it should be. Especially girls cause they use less paint. Its $20 for field fee, this is for air and rentals. Pay the same if yu bring your own stuff. Cases of 2000 paintballs is $55. My estimate is for an average person to go through 1000- 1500 throughout the day. So that is going to be about $50-60 each person. Now it would be nice to have just a giant pool of money so people dont have 100 iou's to bounty hunter out.

Game Plan: Jon since you are facebook boy, you should make it a facebook event, and then remind people . Okay i need to do homework.