Update

This is our first group post!! Yes!

What we will cover today:

• goverment
• miniature giraffes
• gay rights
• stupid people that drive slow

You may be thinking, how do these relate?? They don't. But they do. Deal with it.

Government blows - I had to pay $120 for taxes this year, and all they freaking provide is police, fire, mail, school systems, and pretty much a bunch of other social crap. Ridiculous. Also no one understands what is REALLY going on. EVERYONE blames Obama, when really he is just a face to put to all the problems that are in the government. Obama did not get us into the middle east for research of "Weapons of Mass Destruction" and all the stuff is absolute insanity... too many problems to name off. Did anyone hear about us being a katrillion dollars in debt?

Mini-giraffes. Real? Let's let dustin debate this one: Of course they are real! I cannot believe people even have the audacity to suggest such lies. Take a look at the live web cam on the website. There is no way that is fake. Plus, I did some research and discovered the labs that actually did the genetic engineering to create these mini marvels in the first place. They are called Minitron Bio-Research Labratories.  Don't try to search for it on google. You won't find them. They are extremely secretive. It took me many months to find them. So lets all accept the fact that mini giraffes are real, and real darn cute for that matter. Here is the link: http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/index.php

Gay rights. Uhhh... I think they're pretty gay. Ok, just kidding, let's get serious. Honestly, I don't support what they're trying to accomplish, even though I don't really understand it all. But it seems like they want the legal benefits that come with marriage. I don't care about the benefits - go ahead and give it to them. But the idea and definition of marriage has sustained with humanity since the beginning of it all. It is TOTALLY a God thing, and there should be absolutely NO same-sex marriages taking place in God's name or His church. That's completely against biblical terms.


Stupid people that drive slow. Here's some advice for ya - speed up.

Until next time,
Jon, Dustin, and Jayson - aka the power rangers. (Dustin's the green one)

Paintball Adventures

Date: May 30th or 31st (Saturday or Sunday)

Why: To bring together friends to experience a high intensity game to build bonds and make wonderful memories.

Who: At a minimum: Jayson, Justin, Jon, Doug, Dustin, Kraig. Otherwise lets bring whoever wants to come. Talon, Dave, Luke L., Ryan S, Brent Lang, Hilsen, Jerel H or Nathan! (original players from old times), Colt, Jordan, Karl, Nick L, Mike Walbrige, Tek, USBs, or those of the opposite gender, Amber, Jill, Kase, Kels, Melissa, Ashley Skin, Nicole Nub, KTB, Hannah G, Dalana, Kristin, Danielle, Amy, Allison, Lex, any others...

How Much?: I know this is a big part of it, but with more people the less it should be. Especially girls cause they use less paint. Its $20 for field fee, this is for air and rentals. Pay the same if yu bring your own stuff. Cases of 2000 paintballs is $55. My estimate is for an average person to go through 1000- 1500 throughout the day. So that is going to be about $50-60 each person. Now it would be nice to have just a giant pool of money so people dont have 100 iou's to bounty hunter out.

Game Plan: Jon since you are facebook boy, you should make it a facebook event, and then remind people . Okay i need to do homework.

Summer Job???

Wild Waves will hire hundreds: Federal Way park announces a job fair this coming Sunday

Posted By C.R. Roberts on March 31, 2011 at 6:14 am Share this

Earlier than a calendar might indicate, only six weeks remain until summer arrives in Federal Way.
That's because six weeks remain until Wild Waves opens.
And the theme park needs workers to staff the 2011 season.
So it’s time for a job fair.
“As we ramp up for the upcoming season, this is where we hire so many positions such as lifeguards, admissions, food service, ride operators and more,” said Mary Bigham, Wild Waves director of human resourses, in a release this week.
If you’d like to apply for a job – and there re hundreds of jobs available – save some time on Sunday, April 3,
The job fair will be held at the park, 36201 Enchanted Parkway S., beginning at noon and running until 4 p.m.
For details – and to complete an application – visit www.wildwaves.com and click on "jobs" tab on the top of the page.

Can a Woodchuck Really Chuck Wood?

Recently, I stumbled upon this peculiar idea. Can a woodchuck really chuck wood? I think the answer to this question is much more complicated when thought of in a more intrinsic manner. For example, what is a woodchuck actually referring. Previously, I assumed the position that the fore-mentioned woodchuck was a furry brown animal, with many similar qualities to of a chipmunk, or brown squirrel. Certainly, it was in the Sciuridae Family of mammals. After further analysis though, It came to mind that not only was is rash and illogical to assume the woodchuck as a Sciuridae species, but also quite pedantic. I realized, after watching the critically acclaimed show known as Walker Talker Ranger, that the main character is played by none other than a Chuck Norris. As saw this come across the screen during credits, I just about wizzed myself! An epiphany like lightning striking my private regions. The woodchuck is not a furry animal, but is in fact more closely related to the Chuck Norris, or Norriae family of species. Therefore, after several internet searches, I found that the renowned Chuck Norris is quite possible the most amazing Norriae that has ever lived. He appears to be a super mutant of the woodchuck family, whose abilities far exceeds that of man. It is commonly said that the Norris tears cure things such as cancer. Many more amazing feats are listed, but there are too many to count. Therefore, if it is assumed that the woodchuck in the riddle of whether or not a woodchuck can chuck wood is this Chuck Norris, one can be absolutely sure that the woodchuck can in fact chuck wood! Once this fact is established, many impossible questions of science are answered, such as what was before time, and how big is infinite, and are dogs better than cats. I am very excited to share this new discovery with you, and I pray you use its immense power for good and not evil. Sincerely, Sir Dustin.

P.S. This post should be read in a thick english accent.

Disturbing Facts

I was reading some interesting information today about marriage/pregnancy/abortion/etc. Some of the facts are pretty shocking.

"TODAY, 2800 teenage girls will get pregnant. 40% will have abortions."

Studies later in life show that 96% believed they had taken a human life. Thats some serious baggage and regret...

I'm curious as to where our society is heading. Are people going to learn to at least be safe? Or is the sex revolution just increasing and will just get out of control?

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Get Your Nerd On

We went to a nerd party last night for the first time in a while. Just like the good ol' days. Call of Duty, Halo, Dr. Pepper, bald rages, trash talking, Russian accents, stealing the best of berries, blue demon agave full throttle, horrible sleeping, starcraft nerd corners, smash bros., Chick-a Boooooooom, cake, spaghetti, big league chew, mambas, m&m's, butterfingers, and paydays. I don't know what else you could ask for.

Lyrical Image

What does this image mean to you?

It amazes me as to what we can perceive from a certain moment in time. In reality though, we are doing this constantly, without much realization about the psychological functions going on. So I'm curious....with conscious thought and analysis, what does this mean to you? I challenge you to look beyond the simple environment - think about the placement of the number, the story or relationship of the subjects, the vision of the photographer, whatever. A picture is worth more than a thousand words; it is a a collaboration of ideas, memories, and the ability to explore the depth of our imagination and intellect. So please, take a moment and ponder - you might surprise yourself.