Recently, I stumbled upon this peculiar idea. Can a woodchuck really chuck wood? I think the answer to this question is much more complicated when thought of in a more intrinsic manner. For example, what is a woodchuck actually referring. Previously, I assumed the position that the fore-mentioned woodchuck was a furry brown animal, with many similar qualities to of a chipmunk, or brown squirrel. Certainly, it was in the Sciuridae Family of mammals. After further analysis though, It came to mind that not only was is rash and illogical to assume the woodchuck as a Sciuridae species, but also quite pedantic. I realized, after watching the critically acclaimed show known as Walker Talker Ranger, that the main character is played by none other than a Chuck Norris. As saw this come across the screen during credits, I just about wizzed myself! An epiphany like lightning striking my private regions. The woodchuck is not a furry animal, but is in fact more closely related to the Chuck Norris, or Norriae family of species. Therefore, after several internet searches, I found that the renowned Chuck Norris is quite possible the most amazing Norriae that has ever lived. He appears to be a super mutant of the woodchuck family, whose abilities far exceeds that of man. It is commonly said that the Norris tears cure things such as cancer. Many more amazing feats are listed, but there are too many to count. Therefore, if it is assumed that the woodchuck in the riddle of whether or not a woodchuck can chuck wood is this Chuck Norris, one can be absolutely sure that the woodchuck can in fact chuck wood! Once this fact is established, many impossible questions of science are answered, such as what was before time, and how big is infinite, and are dogs better than cats. I am very excited to share this new discovery with you, and I pray you use its immense power for good and not evil. Sincerely, Sir Dustin.
P.S. This post should be read in a thick english accent.
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